Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...?

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...?

HAHA, where'd you get these stuffs?

i like every each of them ^_^

the no.1 is like you're a "mafia" lol

the best is no.3 and 10

do you want FRIES with this answer??

yes okei, funny with fries coming up LOL

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...?

Funny! I don't get the first one though.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...?

i love your jokes and stuff

keep it up

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...?

Hahaha! That's hilarious. I'm going to try some of them, esp. the ones at the fast food place.