10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2. At lunch time, sit in a parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

7. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."

8. Develop and unnatural fear of staplers.

9. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

10. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

11. Come to work almost completely naked. After all, your boss always says he wants to see your @$$ in his office...

12. Throw pencils over the walls into other people's cubicles. Say nothing about it.

13. Come to work early and drop water balloons out the window on your co-workers' heads below as they arrive.

14. Talk to yourself very loudly while you work.

15. Send random emails to other co-workers at random intervals throughout the day. At the bottom post a fake name to disguise yoru identity, although your email appears at the top of the screen.

10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

Wow! come up w/all that yourself? :)

10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

Scotch tape a piece of cardboard to your cubicle to block people from staring at you.

10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

you could put a duffel bag in the office of someone with the words do not open bomb inside

10 ways to keep a healthly level of workplace insanity...got any to add?

Whenever it's very quiet yell out " will someone please answer that!"